I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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