But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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