It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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