Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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