i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
