i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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