I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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