he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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