Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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