guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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