i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am spending my child support on dildos
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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