Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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