Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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