i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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