honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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