You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
did i walk over a car last night?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's blow job season.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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