love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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