So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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