I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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