Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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