I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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