dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
