nut hugger
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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