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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize