and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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