tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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