Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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