I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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