how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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