You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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