How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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