oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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