i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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