He is an equal opportunity slut.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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