So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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