she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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