You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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