I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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