honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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