weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You ate ashes out of my bong
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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