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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth

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(708): View more from Illinois

Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone

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(706): View more from Georgia

im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick

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(712): View more from Iowa

i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends

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(310): View more from California

Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My vagina supports interfraternal relations

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(607): View more from New York

is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.

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