He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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