i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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