Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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