Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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