Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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