Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I looked at my own cervix.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Randomize
