Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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