so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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