I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We need a shit load of segways right now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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