I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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