is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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